Open the pot, because here comes the trouble!
The new trend is gourmet genealogy!
They discovered that Angelina Jolie, Madonna and Hillary Clinton have blood ties to Papa Pop Leone.
All that's left is for them to think that the Pope is also Don Corleone's cousin!
That explains it: in Italy, everyone is related, except you trying to prove that your great-grandfather was born in Catanzaro.
And Italy doesn't know where Zambelli is? Neither does Google. Nor does Interpol.
It's the new series: “La Casa da Sumida”, with a special appearance by Salvini, who protects more fugitives than a mother at a school reunion.
They say that the government has not yet granted Bolsonaro citizenship due to an excess of chloroquine in his genealogical blood.
IT WILL BE RARE!
Central citizenship is coming: now with a bug.
The idea is to centralize everything in Rome.
Great! Now you'll wait seated.
They promise agility.
But the system promises to run at the speed of a tired turtle, with captcha in Latin
Did you see? Italy announced that it will repatriate illegal US citizens to avoid Guantanamo.
They repatriate those who never wanted to return, and deny citizenship to those who have a photo of their grandfather in their grandmother's picture frame.
And in Milan… Satire festival cancels play due to 'excessive satire'.
What's up?!
In Italy, everything can be a joke… except the right joke about the wrong politician.
But it can get worse.
Dating with AI and zero children: Italy is falling in love with people who don't exist!
This explains why the birth rate is lower than grated cheese at the end of the month.
Teenagers now exchange nudes and declarations of love with artificial intelligence.
It's famous: "Do you love me or are you just repeating the prompt?”
At the rate things are going, the next Italian generation will be born via zipped download with a name like: “Luigino_v2_finaldefinitivo_bebê.exe”.
In the past, the fear was getting pregnant. Today, the fear is getting involved with someone who has a CPF.
Uncle already foresees the future:
– Hologram wedding,
– Honeymoon with Siri,
– And baptized in the cloud with an NFT certificate.
RARE 🍷🍝🇮🇹
Arrivederci, beautiful people!
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