Buongiorno, people!
Today is Ferragosto, a holy day in Italy. Everything stops. No one works. It's like Christmas, only with swim trunks and sunstroke.
But not even the heat can stop the chaos in Bota.
Come with me today!
And the Pope canceled the traditional audience in St. Peter's Square. Reason? The scorching heat. Even God took a vacation in Positano, according to unofficial sources.
Italy, where risotto burns and so does the kitchen.
IT WILL BE RARE!
Yes, that happened. A man set fire to a restaurant because... they didn't serve dinner.
Summary: hungry customer + slow waitress = flambé the room.
And have you seen that the beaches are empty in the middle of summer?
So expensive that even Italians prefer a plastic pool at home. A lounge chair costs more than a night at the Vatican.
Ferragosto became “Ferra-bolso”.
IT WILL BE RARE!
And Zambelli who is on a hunger strike in prison… Yes, she is still in prison in Italy, and now she is on a hunger strike.
He says it's for justice. But we suspect it's just a lie.
Meloni's fault.
And speaking of the shorty, she becomes the 4th longest-serving government in the history of the Italian Republic.
They say she stays in power with charisma, competence and... a lack of options.
RARELY
And comedian Jimmy Kimmel confirmed that he gained Italian citizenship and took the opportunity to tease Trump.
Italy 1 x 0 MAGA.
Meanwhile, the Brazilian continues to wait for his passport, which will include his birth certificate, DNA test, three photos, and a blessing from the Pope.
That's all for today, everyone!
Uncle goes over there to take a shower with the hose and a sip of warm prosecco.
IT WILL BE RARE!
Arrivederci, beautiful people!
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